A man was rushed to a hospital run by nuns, where he had heart surgery. After surgery, the man woke up, a nun at his side.
- "Mr. Perez, the operation was a success. However, we need to know how you will pay the hospital bill. Do you have health insurance?"
- "No."
- "Can you pay cash?"
- "I'm afraid not, Sister."
- "So, do you have close relatives?"
- "Only my sister, but it is a penniless spinster nun.
- "Sorry to correct it. Nuns are not spinsters;
them are married to God. "
-" Magnificent!! please send the bill to my brother ...
... and thus was born the "God bless you."
- "Mr. Perez, the operation was a success. However, we need to know how you will pay the hospital bill. Do you have health insurance?"
- "No."
- "Can you pay cash?"
- "I'm afraid not, Sister."
- "So, do you have close relatives?"
- "Only my sister, but it is a penniless spinster nun.
- "Sorry to correct it. Nuns are not spinsters;
them are married to God. "
-" Magnificent!! please send the bill to my brother ...
... and thus was born the "God bless you."
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